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I VICE CAMPIONI DEL MONDO DELLA REPUBBLICA DI SAN MARINO STANNO AFFILANDO LE ARMI PER IL PROSSIMO MONDIALE IN OLANDA

Mancano pochi giorni alla partenza del Team della Repubblica di San Marino, formato da 14 persone, verso l'Olanda nella città di Almere dove il 5 e 6 settembre, sulle acque del canale Vaart, si svolgerà il campionato del mondo di pesca al colpo.
"Sarà una trasferta impegnativa - commenta il responsabile del gruppo Oscar Grandoni - sia dal punto di vista economico che di tempo. Partiremo la domenica mattina presto 30 agosto e dopo 14 ore di viaggio dovremo arrivare a destinazione. Tutte le trasferte che abbiamo fatto fino ad oggi sono sempre avvenute con l'ausilio di mezzi e così sarà anche questa time. 3 / 2 Let's start with two buses, one of which to carry all the fishing equipment and one of nine seats to carry passengers. There will be a third van with equipment and people. Let's start with the hope of making a good world championship and we will certainly have many eyes on him since we are the vice world champions in charge "Hercules
Bologna comments on this important event" that will be a difficult world for us because the race is done a channel with an important presence of roach, fish species that we know little because in Italy is very present. We will try in a week's time to take steps and put everything in six hours of racing ahead of us. "
Massimo Selva is a author along with James Angelini and Andrea Riccardi of the success of the Titans in 2008 Spinadesco. He is a quick comment: "in this world championship favorite parts of the national which have always been accustomed to fish for the roach which is a preparation made from years and years of application. But in this channel are also other fish such as bream that we know a little better and maybe not even escape a surprise. "
Renzo Francioni the "old" ask the group a brief comment: "you are actually the veteran of the expedition having been involved in about 25 world in the past. I am very pleased to have won the national team of San Marino that I was missing some years. We will go Holland aware that they can do well if we are honest in acknowledging that before us in this competition area and these fish are some that leave much national favorite as France, Belgium, Holland, England and also 'Italy, which in a recent race test showed all its value. We'll do everything possible to honor the title of vice champion of the world ".
The group found itself at the headquarters of the Federation of Fisheries of San Marino is located near Lake Faetano to plan the final details.
Graziani Muraccini Federation President commented: "The new national fish in Dutch waters is formed by Renzo Francioni, Filippo Scarponi, Massimo Selva, Andrea Riccardi and James Angelini Biordi Ivan will be in addition to the reserve. The team selected this year is represented by a group of athletes who have great incentives. We have defined every detail of this important away from the hotel to the recruitment of fresh bait such as maggots ver de vase and pasture in addition to that there will be provided by Sensas.



MAXIMUM
SELVA AND THE SON OF MATTHEW
MASCOT SHIPPING


RENZO Francioni



PHILIP BOOTS



ANDREA RICCARDI



JACOPO ANGELINI



IVAN BIORDI


LA RIUNIONE OPERATIVA E' IN CORSO



LA NAZIONALE
in piedi da sin:
Massimo Selva, Renzo Francioni, Jacopo Angelini.
accosciati: Filippo Scarponi, Ivan Biordi e Andrea Riccardi




IL TEAM DI SAN MARINO
AL GRAN COMPLETO

Drivers Vc-211a Para Windws Vista

Women's World Championship 2009

22 AGOSTO 2009 FIUMA MANDRIA (RE)
"ACHTUNG ACHTUNG GERMANY "
LA SUPER GERMANIA E' CAMPIONE WORLD



BLOCH Stephan (Germany) WORLD CHAMPION INDIVIDUAL


ALEX SCHULZ GERMANY BRONZE MEDAL


GERMANY GOLD MEDAL


GERMANY WORLD CHAMPION 2009


REP. CEKA 2 ° CLASSIFIED


HUNGARY 3rd Place


ITALY 4th place


DIRECTORATE ORGANISATIONAL


EMMA PIKERING WINS THE INDUSTRY AND A KISS FROM HIS LOVE


Zanobini Veruska






WALTER TAMAS
MAURIZIO GABBA
TOM PIKERING

THE PUBLIC OF THE GREAT BARGAINS















SIMONA PULLETS


Silvina TURRINI








EMMA PICKERING

















GOLD, GOLD, GOLD
Steffi Bloch, Alexandra Schulz, Astrid Bloch, Diana Ellmer , Jane and Lisa-Marie Nemetz Erdmann were the golden girls in Germany leading a podium historic and memorable.

Trainer Ralf were Herdlitschke, Ramon Willich, Mathias Kemmereit and Dietmar Ellmer.

Germany won the 16th edition of the championships but the female world of coarse fishing this year were held in Italy on channel River Herd in Boreham.
Congratulations to the girls team, technical staff, coaches, sponsors and all employees. Germany is world champion! Steffi Bloch is world champion individual and Alexandra Schulz takes the bronze. The performance of the best women in the world class fisheries bear the name of Steffi Bloch, Astrid Bloch, Alexandra Schulze, Diana Ellmer, Jane and Lisa-Marie Nemetz Erdmann. Coaches Ralf Herdlitschke, Ramon Willich, Mathias Kemmereit and Dietmar Ellmer.
States Parties to this edition are 16 with a representative group of fishers from Finland and South Africa.
The German team wins this World ipetecando the podium in race 1 when the girls dressed in white can win four out of five areas and settle overwhelmingly topped the list with only nine penalties. The German
fishers have been able to get the best fishing places allocated by draw, and with a surprisingly tender, somewhat unexpectedly, were able to dominate the race with valuable astounding catches the large audience present on the banks of the River channel Herd.
surprising force fielded by the National Eastern Europe, are setting up behind the German formation, in particular, the Czech Republic won the silver medal with 31 penalties and Hungary, the bronze medal with 33 penalty.
The Italian formation, Guided by coach Giampiero Barbetta, could not repeat the miracle that occurred in the world to Spinadesco seniors in 2008, when after a disastrous race in Saturday's race with a blue managed to grab two masterful deserved third place podium.

The Italian, in fact they did everything right and have set up the race perfectly, from the point of baiting that the action of fishing, but have not had the luck to see you eat them to dominate their sectors.
The English squadron, among whose ranks have caught the champion Emma Pickering and Sandra Scotthorne, has fallen short of expectations this world closes in 7 th position. This

Giampiero Barbetta's comment to the microphones of Match Fishing Canada:
"This was a strange world in which there is not just a little bit of luck. Without taking anything away from those teams that have stood on the podium, we can say that I have had some places fisheries where there was little fish.
It was obvious during the race that there were fishers and others who took the float would not start ever.
not want to take away credit where it did well but our fish hano well. I have been following the whole race of Silvina Turrini in a race and I must say that the float has been fishing very well but did not start ever.
National teams from Eastern Europe have occupied the top of the list that certainly deserve. I know very good English and French national teams, consisting of excellent fisher and skilled, yet in this world are not going well. The French
with the fishing poles are excellent and yet have failed does not exist!
You can set to miss the race, or commit other errors but I do not have anything to complain about our girls. I saw an angler take fish in Croatia in a way that we would have never thought and caught, pastor and fished out 13 meters to 11 meters and took out bait fish, incredible! We
off the podium by just one point and this leaves even more bitter taste.
enough that a race we had that bit of luck. The difference
have without even the big fish with some big carp and bream and the abundance of fish when a fish is low in size makes the difference. "

Stephanie Comfort, at the end of Game 1, issued the following statement:
" We decided to mount traditional floating lines with 2 to 6 grams to go and sail with other lines from 3 to 8 grams this to be ready to exploit the ever changing patterns of water flow. We
pastoring fouillis and pasture land with a few sticky maggots.
I fished with light line and retained in light resting on the bottom. I managed to catch some nice carp and a bream. A carp grabbed the line, however, I managed to reach second place in the sector and I am very happy. "
The competitive event of the Women's World Championship ended Sunday evening with the awards and dinner gala carried out at the beach of Boreham, in the presence of officials and executives of international FIPS fresh water.
The world ended with a controversy, which wound among professionals, which seems right to highlight.
Some foreign teams, then we have also beaten, they had too many spectators Italian friends are always ready to offer advice and technical suggestions to the team captains.
This is definitely a right way to support our colors in the light of the fact that when Italy goes abroad per competere nessuno si è mai prodigato a darci consigli.
Purtroppo queste cose avvengono solo in Italia e questa volta le abbiamo pagate a caro prezzo.
In ogni caso i complimenti per l’ottima prestazione messa in campo in questo campionato del mondo devono essere dispensati a tutti i rappresentanti del team Italia, dalle pescatrici, ai dirigenti, ai responsabili tecnici ai collaboratori.
Un gran bel lavoro di squadra al quale è mancata solo la ciliegina sulla torta del podio.




RICOTTI SHEILA




SILVINA TURRINI



RICOTTA SHEILA




Zanobini Veruska



SIMONA PULLETS


STEFANIA COMFORT


MILENA CAMPORESE


MILENA CAMPORESE ASSISTED BY CT BARBETTA


POLE IN A LOT OF ACTION ON THE RIVER HERD


OVERVIEW OF THE FIELD NOTICE


TOM PICKERING EMMA WITH DAUGHTER AFTER THE RACE


a German not only good MA TOO BEAUTIFUL
ALEX SCHULZ


STEFANIA COMFORT AND BEAUTY CAUGHT BREMEN


ENGLISH SANDRA SCOTTHORNE


THE CT GIAMPIERO BARBETTA

















FINAL STANDINGS

1 Germany 38 225 25.00 9-16 2
Republic Ceka 31.00 13-18 30,090 33.00 16-17 28,130
3 Hungary 4
Italy 21-13 28 720 34.00 34.50
18.5 to 16 5 Slovenia
6 24 425 24-17 24 060
Holland 41.00 7 England 44.00
8 France 23-21 26770 46.00 26-20 21685 48.00 15-33 19825
9 Croatia
10 Portugal 11 Spain 50.00 50.00
28-22 24 400 30-20 12 23 585
Romania 50.00 22-28 22120 50.00 24-26
13 Finland 20 755 14 South Africa

15 17 940 55.00 29-26 56.00 28-28 Serbia 20085 Bosnia
16 12 940 72.50 33.5 to 39

RACE 1 AREAS
Area A Area A
1 Radanova Maja Bosnia
2 5.00 3345 2.00 4190 Sulcova Czech Republic Ivana Drazic
3 Slavica Serbia
4 6.00 2640 3.00 4070 Maluian Cristina Romania
5 Ricotti Sheila Italy 4.00 3575 6
Holland Anouk Van De Belt
7 7.00 1910 1.00 4610 England Emma Pickering
8 Passos Branca Portugal 8.00 1770

Area A Area B 1
Lesinger Ana Croatia
2 1940 6.00 1.00 3915
Nemetz Jane Germany 3 France Isabelle Hawryhuck
4 4.00 2145 8.00 1105 Gronum Rita South Africa
Finland Tuula Aril 5 5.00 1965 6
Salam Isabel Rodriguez
Spain 7.00 1525 3.00 2520 7 Marks Slovenia Andreja
8 Szilvia Nemeth Hungary 2.00 3260

Area B Area A
1 Virginia Ferreira Portugal 4.00 2100 France Valerie Nadan
2 3.00 2365 3
Bisschop Melissa Holland
4 5.00 1575 1.00 4445
Habekovic Marica Croatia Hungary 2.00 3110 5 Diana Barna
Isokorpi Riitta Finland 6 7.00 505 7
Doric Hamijeta Bosnia 260 8.00 8
Zanobini Veruska Italy 6.00 770

Area B Area B 1
Dobrijevic Emina Slovenia 2.00 1500 2
Llongariu Pages Bernadette Spain 6.00 935 3
Novackova
Marketa Czech Republic 3.00 1255 1.00 2295 4 Schulz Alex Germany 5 Claire Dagnall
England
7.00 670 Romania 5.00 1020 6 Ispas Veronica Lubbe
7 Annetjie South Africa
8 1135 4.00 8.00 590 Hrubic Serbia Jasna

Area A Area C
1 Ivancso Zsuzsanna Hungary 4, 00 2 1110
Scothorne Sandra England
3 1415 2.00 5.00 645 Slovenia Lidija Hernet
4 Jacqui Van Zanten South Africa 1.00 1700 5
Svehlova Sarka Czech Republic 3.00 1180 6
Ana Simoes Portugal 325 7.00 7
Siles Maria Teresa Alvarez Spain
8.00 250 6.00 430 8 Chenais Coralie France

Area C Area B 1
Andenaerd Ingeborg Netherlands 4.00 1060 2
Lozinca Romania Isabela
3.00 1125 3 8.00 190
Bosnia Moric Marijana Radovic 4 Serbia Jasmina
5 5.00 840 7.00 450 Turrini Silvina Italy
6 Minanov Croatia Ljiljana
7 2.00 1160 1.00 1945 Ellmer Diana Germany
8 Sarianne Snellman Finland 520 6.00

Area D Area A
1 Brocard Emmeline France
2 6.00 225 3.00 590
Taponen Arja Finland 3 Germany Astrid Beck
4 270 5.00 2.00 1305 Portugal Fatima Ferreira
Dukic Sladana Serbia 5 4.00 380 6
Bukurevic Bosnia Ermina 8, 00 0 7
Hernet Slovenia Janja 8.00 0 8
Romero Maria Jose Rubio Spain 1.00 1885

Area D Area B 1
Belinda Coetzee South Africa
2 0 8.00 7.00 1510
Locker Wendy England 3 Italy Simona Pollastri 2.00 3010 4
Purkrabkova Hana Czech Republic 1.00 3375 5
Gyulanszki Njkolett Hungary
6 6.00 1850 4.00 2360 Groot Anja Holland
7 Nazse Eva Romania
8 2035 5.00 3.00 2480 Croatia Sanja Oresko

zone 1 and industries to
Alvarez Susana Siles Spain
925 8.00 2.00 3845 2 Conforto Italy Stefania
3 Bogilovic Amela Bosnia
4 5.00 2140 7.00 1065 Misseri Dominique France Croatia Suzana keep up
5 3.00 3470 6
Fajdiga Janja Slovenia 1 , 00 7 4350
Kiss Catalina Romania 6.00 1405 8
Bacinova Barbora Czech Republic 4.00 2875

E Zone Area B 1
Bokodi Barbara Hungary
2 4435 2.00 3.00 Finland 4030
Matikainen Leila Teresa Carvalho Portugal 3 7.00 2840 4
Vos Jessica Holland
5 4.00 3780 5.00 3290 Serbia Aleksandra Marinkovic
6 Myburgh Nelda South Africa 8.00 1320 7
Helen Dagnall England
8 3245 6.00 Germany 1.00 10 400 Stephanie Bloch

AREAS Round 2


Area A Area A
a Kiss Catalina Romania 2.00 5350 2
Llongariu Pages Bernadette Spain
3 7.00 3560 4.00 4665 Finland Riitta Isokorpi
Novackova Marketa 4 Czech Republic 5.00 4300
5 Pickering Emma Inghilterra 3,00 5145
6 Coetzee Belinda Sud Africa 6,00 4090
7 Bloch Stephanie Germania 1,00 5440
8 Nenadovic Aleksandra Serbia 8,00 3105

Zona A Settore B
1 Moric Marijana Bosnia 8,00 960
2 Chauvot Soverine Francia 3,00 2225
3 Vos Jessica Olanda 1,00 3035
4 Pollastri Simona Italia 2,00 2480
5 Minanov Matea Croazia 7,00 1085
6 Dobrijevic Ivanka Slovenia 5,00 1990
7 Bokodi Barbara Ungheria 6,00 1915
8 Ferreira Fatima Portogallo 4,00 2120

Zona B Settore A
1 Bacinova Barbora Repubblica Ceca 6,00 1225
2 Marinkovic Aleksandra Serbia 5,00 1335
3 Lubbe Annetjie Sud Africa 2,00 2530
4 Barna Diana Ungheria
1730 4.00 7.00 1195 5 Simoes Ana Portugal
6 Ricotti Sheila Italy
7 3.00 1995 1.00 3085 France Isabelle Hawryhuck
8 Taponen Arja Finland 985 8.00

Area B Area B 1
Nemetz Jane Germany 3.00 2555 2
Dobrijevic Emina Slovenia 1.00 3730 3
keep up Suzana Croatia
8.00 790 Romania 6.00 1250 4 Ispas Veronica Romero Rubio Maria Jose
5 Spain 2.00 6 3045
Bogilovic Bosnia Amela 7, Ria Dekker
00 980 7 Holland 8 4.00 1645
Scothorne 1455 5.00 Sandra England

Area A Area C
1 Matikainen Leila Finland
2 1595 3.00 5.00 1415 Andenaerd Ingeborg Holland
Lozinca Isabela 3 Romania 6 , 00 4 1410
Locker Wendy England 1,00 3495
5 Bukurevic Ermina Bosnia 8,00 155
6 Aguilera Ramire Francisca Spagna 7,00 430
7 Svehlova Sarka Repubblica Ceca 2,00 2695
8 Oreski Sanja Croazia 4,00 1585

Zona C Settore B
1 Dukic Sladana Serbia 2,00 3675
2 Rocha Ana Portogallo 5,00 1380
3 Van Zanten Jacqui Sud Africa 6,00 1235
4 Marks Andreja Slovenia 4,00 2105
5 Beck Astrid Germania 7,00 1220
6 Nemeth Szilvia Ungheria 3,00 2260
7 Zanobini Veruska Italia 1,00 4045
8 Chenais Coralie Francia 8,00 1000

Zona D Settore A
1 Dagnall Helen Inghilterra 5,00 1760
2 Schulz Alex Germania 1,00 5170
3 Ivancso Zsuzsanna Ungheria 2,00 2700
4 Fajdiga Janja Slovenia 3.00 2150 5
Gronum Rita
885 South Africa 7.00 8.00 825 6 Nazse Eva Romania
7 Minanov Croatia Ljiljana
925 6.00 4.00 1950 8 Bisschop Melissa Holland

Area B Area D
1 Isabel Rodriguez Salam
Spain 3.00 4495 2.00 4655 2 Conforto Italy Stefania
3 Drazic Slavica Serbia 7.00 1665 4
Emmeline Brocard 1845 France 6.00 Portugal 5.00 Teresa Carvalho
5 6 Aril 2575
Tuula Finland 4 , 00 7 3805
Purkrabkova Hana
4775 Czech Republic 1.00 8.00 1595 8 Radanova Maja Bosnia

zone 1 and industries to
Anja Groot Holland
5330 3.00 8.00 1945 2 Habekovic Marica Croatia
3 Siles Alvarez Susana Spain 1.00 6535 4
Camporesi Milena Italy
5 5.00 3895 4.00 5015 Ellmer Diana Germany
Serbia Jasmina Radovic 6 6.00 2565 7
Snellman Finland Sarianne
8 7.00 2095 2.00 5760 Gyulanszki Njkolett Hungary

Area B and Area
1 Maluian Cristina Romania 6.00 3630 2
Sulcova Ivana
Czech Republic 4.00 4220 7.00 3465 3 Perkins Samantha England
4 Doric Hamijeta Bosnia
5 8.00 3315 5.00 3940 Myburgh Nelda South Africa
6 Nadan Valerie France
7300 2.00 1.00 8790 7 Ferreira Virginia Portugal Slovenia Lidija Hernet
8 3.00 5435

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HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL
AMCI OF ITALY MATCH FISHING
If in these days you feel a bit 'tired, depressed and nervous
Escape A of this earthly paradise

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turning AND AGAINST ANY BALLS ....... . .... A BIT OF HUMOR

"When you really love the words do not serve," said the little fish to fish.

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Man and 'Hunter, the woman angler.

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octopus (Octopus male) to the pulp (polyp female): "Come on .... make the meatballs."

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What 'the clam more' bad? The calf.

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What 'bitter favorite fish? Fernet Branca.

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branchiolavano fish at night in the dark.

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Sea and 'calm, smooth as oil. "Think how happy sardines."

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Where do they go to study fish? On the sandbanks. *** Two



scampi meet: "See you tonight." "No, I can not, are invited to a cocktail." *** Two



scampi meet: "How's your wife?". "But I do not know, and 'went to a cocktail and not' yet session. "

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What others say mackerel fish? mackerel! mackerel!

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" Why 'fish have thorns? "." Perche' in the sea there ' current.

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What does a goldfish in a bottle of mineral water? Jaws, 'cause you and' gassed!



*** What do you call the teacher of the history of fish ? sturgeon.

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The fish most 'fast? Tuna Unbeatable.

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What' the animals 'fastest in the world? The octopus,' cause is in octopus ... sition!

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Noe ' before the flood brings all the animals on the ark two by two. There comes a lion with the lioness, the dog with the bitch and so 'on. All of a sudden get a fish on its own: "Who are you?". "The sawfish."


Two friends, a fisherman, a hunter ee, every time you tell their adventures, but over the years more and more nonsense shoot 'large. One day they decide to say the truth for the future '.
days after you see and the fisherman said: "Yesterday I was fishing and I caught an eel of 20 meters." "Boom!". "But we agreed that no one doubted the stories of others." "Okay, I believe." It 's the time of the hunter to tell his adventures: "Yesterday I I was in the mountains and cut down a huge elk, but I was surprised by the keeper and then I had to shoot. "" But what about? "." Of course! Then they escaped by car but the police stopped me and then I had to shoot well with them. "" But it's the 'but what about? "." And then I hid in a bar and was surrounded by a crowd that wanted to lynch me, then I took the rifle ...". "And damn you! I do not want to believe that ...". And the hunter: "Listen, or shorten the eel or I make a killing!"

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Cannibals Catholics on Fridays' eat only fishermen.

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The day after the purchase of an aquarium, the wife asks her husband carabiniere: "Caro, hai cambiato l'acqua ai pesci ?". "No! Non hanno ancora bevuto quella di ieri !".

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Scienziato con un dito nell'acquario sta spiegando al carabiniere la teoria del fluido mentale: "Pesci saltate!" e i pesci saltano.
Prova il carabiniere con il dito nell'acqua: "Glu glu glu".

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Sai come fa un carabiniere a friggere il pesce? Mette i pesci in padella. Mette il coperchio sopra la padella. Dopo un po` il carabiniere bussa e i pesci: "Chi e`?". "Carabinieri!". E i pesci: "Maledizione, siamo fritti!"

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Carabinieri all'acquario: "Che razza sono?". "Squali". "Squelli".



*** A policeman goes' from a colleague with two hats' s order in his hand and asks him a riddle: "Tell me Locascio, can you tell me 'cause these two hats are 2 fish?". "2 fish? What do you mean? No, I do not know! Why '?". "Why 'are i-snappers." Locascio scompiscia you laughing and then says: "What a beautiful, immediately run to tell the sergeant." Rushes into his office: "Marshal, you know 'tell me' cause these two hats are 2 fish?". "No, I do not know! Why '?". "Why 'are u-guali."

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Ridge No. 1 for a fisherman: to hate the taste of fish.

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Ridge for a fisherman # 2: having a wife named Alice Sardinia.

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Ridge for a fish to get lost in a glass of water.

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What 'cod? It 's a uccelluzzo that fischiuzza.

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I saw fishermen die of hunger because 'they did not know which way to turn.

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They told me: "Do you eat fish, 'cause it contains phosphorus.
"So I get smart?". "No, but you can see at night."

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"Savior, watch the fish ball." "Ball? Muto must be!" Bang Bang!

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Sea and 'salty' cause and 'full anchovy.

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rifle-shooting, hammer-pounding, love-love. "So, I would prefer that you do not love me," said the worm to the fisherman.



*** A woman goes to a sporting goods store to buy a fishing rod to give to her husband for his birthday. In the shop behind the counter and the only employee 'a guy with dark glasses and a dog who asks: "Can I help you?". "Sure, I would like a fishing rod, I can 'talk about this?". The seller says, "I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm blind and I can not see the barrel to which you refer. However, if it takes me to the door and here I am able to describe it according to the noise it makes." The lady takes the barrel and the door to the cash from the dealer end. This is agitated and said: "This' a Zebco 250, glass fiber, 6-inch, medium-range missiles. Costa $ 15. The lady says: "Excellent!" and take another barrel. The dealer and the shake says: "This' one Orion 35C, graphite, 6-inch, long-range, for use with an ultra-light equipment. Costs 20 dollars." Greatly impressed she decides to buy the second barrel. Meanwhile the lady let out a big fart loud and smelly, but not going to apologize to the man and as' blind and has no idea who she is. The seller at the counter says, "So, are $ 25. And the lady: "But how? $ 25? She said $ 20! "." Sure, lady, $ 20 per barrel, $ 3 for recall dell'anitra and $ 2 for the bait-based worms. "



*** hotel in the lake frequented by fishing enthusiasts . It has a pair of young newlyweds embraced tenderly. The door I think the two are on their honeymoon from 'them the room pink, but very surprised when after dinner he sees out the man with the cane and with all the tools Fisheries and sees him return the next morning at dawn. Cosi 'going on for several days in a row. One day, made brave, strong man and asks him why, instead of going fishing does not make love to his wife . The man quietly replied: "I do not think either! Has gonorrhea. But the goalkeeper insists: "But then why 'do not you love hearing?". "Oh no! Has periodontal disease." And the doorman, "But then you make love anal." And the man: "Not that! Has diarrhea." And the goalie shocked: "Good heavens! Gonorrhea, diarrhea, periodontal disease, but 'cause he married?". "I knew that worms."

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What 'more fish' bad? The carpaccio.

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was so 'wet that house the furniture was gnawed by eels.



*** "Do you lighthouse 'pay salty," said the sole after arguing with herring.


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What 'the fish has always cold? Anchovy.


Sirena *** psychoanalyst: "Doctor, I do not feel it 'flesh' fish ...".

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What 'more fish' greedy? -The one with ice cream!

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A police officer, very young, enters for the first time in a very chic restaurant. See the Menu, then, very tentatively called the waiter and asked him: "I have never eaten caviar and today I just want to try ... But tell me: what `???". "I'm sturgeon eggs, sir." "Fine ... I'll bring two soft-boiled."



*** A sister is fishing and takes a huge trout to do for dinner.
Another fisherman sees her and says, 'Anvedi that fish ... for God. " The nun, "Lord, should not talk like that '... I'm a nun."
man to recover, "But her sister, and that 'the name of the fish: fish is called God's sake." The sister returned to the convent and is superior to "Mother, look what I got fish By God." "But sister, where talk like that '." "But mother, and that 'the name of the fish: Fish For God's sake." Then the mother superior, "Well, give me the fish that clean up God's sake." While the superior cleaning the fish, comes into the kitchen to browse the monsignor in the kitchen. The superior, "Father, look what a beautiful fish God!". "Sister, that's fine and that 's a nice fish, but not 'the case to do these exclamations. "" But my lord, and' the very name of the fish: Fish For God's sake. "Then the lord says, 'All right, then give it to me that I cook." That night dinner in the convent there 's also a novice young priest just arrived, and when the fish is served at the table exclaims, "Damn that fish." Then the nun says,' I caught this fish I Marry. "The Superior: "And I cleaned the fish God's sake." Finally, my lord, "I've cooked the fish God!". The novice as to the course of the evening exclaims: "To me 'I'm fucking place already' I Like ... "***



Listing journalistic: Sawfish plaice tries to get out of loneliness.



*** "I love you," said the fisherman to the worm.



*** What do you need an inexperienced fisherman? Of advice.